Fat boy on diet... don't try it...

After two weeks of scarfing down French toast, Red Baron Pizza, and Sparks (mmmm… Sparks) it’s time to “cleanse” the body and get back into shape. My diet of choice, flashback to the 80’s… the Cabbage Soup Diet.

Day One:
Eat all of the fruit you want. Eat only your soup and the fruit for the first day.
Day Two:
Eat all the vegetables you want along with your soup.
Day Three:
Mix Days One and Two: Eat all the soup, fruits and vegetables you want.
Day Four:
Eat as many as eight bananas and drink as many glasses of skim milk as you would like on this day, along with your soup.
Day Five:
Ten to twenty ounces of beef and up to six fresh tomatoes. Drink at least 6 to 8 glasses of water this day. Eat your soup at least once this day.
Day Six:
Eat to your heart's content of beef and vegetables this day.
Day Seven:
Brown rice, unsweetened fruit juices and vegetables.


I've never made it to the 7th day- and I don't intend to this time either. By day three I can't stand even the thought of the nasty soup. This will be hard...