I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

Tell me that the check out clerk at Publix couldn't tell I was spending this weekend alone with these purchases:

• Pizza "for one"
• small ice cream
• large bottle of wine
• very large dog bone
• toilet paper

So what if this is my idea of a great Friday? Who says I need my boyfriend here to have a good time? I have decided to create a list of reasons why I am happy - that's right- HAPPY my boyfriend is currently not living here with me (and no- I didn't get dumped- he's in NY till Oct.)

1. I can eat the same meal every single night for dinner- like my favorite popcorn and wine
2. Two words: Granny Panties- and not the cute boy shorts kind- I'm talking Target Fruit of the Loom 5 pack.
3. Last weekend I rented Twilight, Rachel at Wedding, and Confessions of a Shopaholic. enough said.
4. I can sleep in the middle of the bed... with Bunkie
5. I can watch of Say Yes to the Dress or any other wedding show of my choosing without worrying about him running for the hills.
6. Less laundry
7. I can come home and immediately change into my pajama pants and tank top... okay, okay- I totally do that when he is here too
   
   

Alright. I can only think of 7. He needs to move here quick before I turn into a fat hermit.