Shish my boyfriend says Volume I

I can't take credit for the idea of this post(livitluvit.com- for some reason is not linking but check it out- she is hilarious)- but my boyfriend provides me with material too good not to share.

Recently we've purchased a condo together. Our decorating ideas might not mesh...

golfer: "when you picture our new carpet... are you picturing BLUE like I am?"

me: "no."

golfer: "are we too old to not frame the things that go on our wall?"

me: "are you talking about hanging posters in our house?"

golfer: "yes"

me: "yes, we are too old for posters."