All growns up!

Being 28 means no more toilet papering your friend’s car because she parked in your spot and no more leaving STD literature on her windshield so the rest of the school can see.

Nope- instead, being 28 means dressing up to meet said friend and her new hubby at a decent restaurant- order only one drink - not 6- and have a civilized dinner. Then laugh and laugh at all of the ridiculous things you did before you were 28.

(silly pictures in front of absurd statues are thankfully still allowed) ** I miss you Lisa***